August 7, 2019
Have you been in a bad mood all day? Here are our upbeat stories that will give your smile back. Get to know the stories of the American tourist visiting Ireland, Nicole that feels no peer pressure and the luggage sent on three different destinations. Hoping it never happens to you.
Two Heads Are Better than One
An American tourist while on his visit to Ireland found the skull of Brian Boru* in a shop for the price of £350. The product came with a certificate of the skull’s authenticity, signed by its owner, Mr. Boru.
Fifteen years later, the tourist returned to the same antique shop and asked them a from the shop, who also owned whether he has got more bargains.
‘I’ve got the best thing for you, ‘said the owner, ‘It’s the real skull of Brian Boru.’
‘You cheat, ‘exploded the American, ‘You sold me that fifteen years ago, ‘and producing the skull added loudly, ‘Look, they’re not even the same size.’
‘You have got it wrong,’ opined the seller, ‘This is the skull of Brian Boru when he was a lad.’
*Brian Boru (940 to 1014) defeated the Viking leader, Ivar, and unified Ireland. He also had four wives and started the O’Brien clan.
Lost Luggage on Purpose
A guy arrives at the check-in area at Heathrow Airport. He carries three bags, puts them down and says to the young female employee, ‘I’d like you to send this one to Los Angeles, that one to Hong Kong and the last one to Durban.’. The lady is confused at first, but then she remembers her training session, and replies, ‘I’m afraid we can’t do that, sir.’
‘Why not?’ exclaims the traveler, ‘you did the last time I flew with you.’ I have a picture!
How to Age with Grace
Nicole Aged 104
Journalist interviews Nicole Shepherd, a 104-years-old lady, ‘Share with us Mrs. Shepherd what is the best thing about being 104?’ asks the reporter
Nicole smiled and looked straight at the reporter and answered, ‘No peer pressure.’
Courtney Aged 67
As said to us by Courtney Manning, aged 67:
‘I feel like my body has gotten out of shape by this age, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a gym group and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, meanwhile, I got my leotard on, the class was over.’
Miracles on Christmas
On the 24th of December, a man was traveling home by car to celebrate Christmas with his family. The snowstorm was very heavy, and he got stuck on the road in the countryside. He was sure that he would have to celebrate Christmas alone in the car. The car was already covered up with snow when somebody knocked on the window. It turns out, a man behind him also got blocked. He got into the man’s car with a couple of burgers and two glasses of Coke. There can be happy endings in the worst of situations!
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