Funny Stories that Will Make Laugh or at Least Beam

Have you been in a bad mood all day? Here are our upbeat stories that will give your smile back. Get to know the stories of the American tourist visiting Ireland, Nicole that feels no peer pressure and the luggage sent on three different destinations. Hoping it never happens to you.

Two Sheep Beeping

Two Heads Are Better than One

An American tourist while on his visit to Ireland found the skull of Brian Boru* in a shop for the price of £350. The product came with a certificate of the skull’s authenticity, signed by its owner, Mr. Boru.
Fifteen years later, the tourist returned to the same antique shop and asked them a from the shop, who also owned whether he has got more bargains.
‘I’ve got the best thing for you, ‘said the owner, ‘It’s the real skull of Brian Boru.’
‘You cheat, ‘exploded the American, ‘You sold me that fifteen years ago, ‘and producing the skull added loudly, ‘Look, they’re not even the same size.’
‘You have got it wrong,’ opined the seller, ‘This is the skull of Brian Boru when he was a lad.’
*Brian Boru (940 to 1014) defeated the Viking leader, Ivar, and unified Ireland. He also had four wives and started the O’Brien clan.

Lost Luggage on Purpose

A guy arrives at the check-in area at Heathrow Airport. He carries three bags, puts them down and says to the young female employee, ‘I’d like you to send this one to Los Angeles, that one to Hong Kong and the last one to Durban.’. The lady is confused at first, but then she remembers her training session, and replies, ‘I’m afraid we can’t do that, sir.’
‘Why not?’ exclaims the traveler, ‘you did the last time I flew with you.’ I have a picture!

How to Age with Grace

Nicole Aged 104

Journalist interviews Nicole Shepherd, a 104-years-old lady, ‘Share with us Mrs. Shepherd what is the best thing about being 104?’ asks the reporter
Nicole smiled and looked straight at the reporter and answered, ‘No peer pressure.’


Courtney Aged 67
As said to us by Courtney Manning, aged 67:
‘I feel like my body has gotten out of shape by this age, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a gym group and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, meanwhile, I got my leotard on, the class was over.’

Miracles on Christmas

family christmas miracle

On the 24th of December, a man was traveling home by car to celebrate Christmas with his family. The snowstorm was very heavy, and he got stuck on the road in the countryside. He was sure that he would have to celebrate Christmas alone in the car. The car was already covered up with snow when somebody knocked on the window. It turns out, a man behind him also got blocked. He got into the man’s car with a couple of burgers and two glasses of Coke. There can be happy endings in the worst of situations!

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A Brief Introduction on Old Slot Machines

Slot MachineWhat are the origins of a slot machine? And if you’ve found yourself to be the owner of a slot machine, how are old slot machines restored? Who embarks on such an activity and is it actually legal to own one in your personal possession? We cover these questions in our very first blog. Hang tight and we’ll give you the answers.

The Origins of the Slot Machine

It was in the late 1800s that the origins of the slot machine can be traced back to. It started out with the “neighbourhood saloon” where gentlemen used to meet. For the owners to make some additional earnings apart from selling whiskey, beer and cigars, a machine was invented which was used in conjunction with the purchase of a penny or nickel item. This could have been a pack of gum or a cheap cigar. The patron would accordingly place a nickel or a dime in the machine and a certain trigger would, in some cases, release the desired item. However, the aim to win money out of these machines arose and machines were re-designed leading to the creation of the ‘coin-operated gambling machine’. It was in 1892 that the first machines with an actual payoff mechanism was devised. The first type of cash payout machine was called the 3-for1. “The player put a coin into the top of the machine, and as it dropped through a maze of pins, it was routed into one of three different tracks. If it fell into the winning track, a three-coin payoff was automatically made.”

We then have the German-born Charles Fey who was born in 1862. At the age of 33, he decided to move to San Francisco in the US and that’s where he invented the Liberty Bell. This is known as “the backbone” for today’s three-reel slot machines. It would be remodelled and re-invented several times before we have today’s slot machines, but nonetheless, he is still considered to be the father of the modern slot machine.

Is it Legal to Own a Slot Machine Privately?

What happens if you want to own your own slot machine? We delve into this topic here. We have some definitive answers if you are living in the US. For example, there are 43 legal states for slot machines in the US. Potential slot machine collectors should accordingly check the link we’ve provided to see if they are or are not allowed to own a slot machine. We can confirm, that in the state of Florida, you can only own a slot machine that is 20 years old, while new slots are illegal. In New York, the law states that you may only own a vintage slot that was manufactured before 1941. Nevada, the go-to state for all things gambling, is an exception and allows for ownership of any slot machine in any manufactured year. It doesn’t matter if the machine is vintage or not.

Conclusion

As we reach the end of our blog, we hope you found it informative in the sense that you now know a bit more about the history of slot machines. In addition, you’ve learned about whether or not you can legally own a slot machine. Did you find this information useful? Write to us and let us know!


UK Online Casinos and Importance of their Customer Service

online casino No doubt, most of the first-time players in the UK online casinos do not know how to play a certain game or they seek for the shortest way to get answers. It can be done by going through the FAQ section or by reading the overwhelming Terms & Condition page. Either way, newcomers to the online casinos will have to absorb a good amount of information upon starting their true game experience. This may not be one of the most pleasant steps, but it is always essential to make sure you are enjoying a fair game at the casino.

You do want to check out the bottom of the casino page for a presence of its seals of approval. The labels like UKGC (the United Kingdom Gambling Commission) and the MGA (the Malta Gambling Authority) are obligatory if you want to really trust the casino. Displaying these and many other seals of approval is the way the casino communicates to its players.

The customer support at the British online casinos is important because demo playing and training are always a must have for any new player. The slots and the table games usually have a ‘Try’ or ‘Play for fun’ button, which opens the game with demo credits and you could easily see for yourself what is the gameplay. Some games do not have the demo feature. If this is your case, you may need to know how exactly the Scatter symbol looks like or how to make the first deposit. The easiest way to get more insight into that is to contact the casino’s customer support, talk to an expert, and ask exactly what you are up to.

casino Well, having an issue with a game when playing for real money is one of the most typical cases when you need an immediate response. These unexpected cases may happen when your browser crashes and you cannot see the rest of the spinning wheel animation of a roulette game. Another common example is the lag issue during a live dealer game or when a progressive jackpot slot doesn’t want to load on a mobile device. Such a situation can affect the casino’s reputation and that’s why a direct contact with the support via Live Chat or a phone call is essential for knowing what happens and what further steps you need to make. A great advice is always to look for the presence of several ways to contact the customer support team upon opening an account at a chosen casino.

The easy access to professional assistance also saves a lot of time and efforts. We all very well know that time is money. How about the cases when you get lucky and you score a series of big wins, or when you want to withdraw your winnings and there is an unexpected delay? Most of the general information about a game is available in the ‘Info’ or ‘Help’ section of the game itself. However, some tiny details or a thorough explanation of your questions can be found only in the FAQ section with all its drop-down menus and sub-categories. What quicker way to find an answer to your question, other than asking the customer support? This will save you both time and efforts, while in the meantime, you can always pose the more complex questions or opinions via e-mail if you do not need an instant reply. That’s why the trustworthy online gambling sites in the UK have seals of approval on their pages and offer various options for customer support.


A Warm Welcome to Eurosys2017!

gamblingYou may think it’s easy to get lost in the haze of game rules, requirements, British gambling sites and frequently asked questions, but now you are on the right channel! Here at the Eurosys2017 blog, we have experts who will do their best to organize everything neatly and in a user-friendly way. From intriguing slot reviews and quick casino tips to important industry news and comprehensive guides for the most experienced UK players – you will find your own favourite place for online gambling storeys. And that’s only a glimpse of what’s to come. So, welcome to the Eurosys2017 blog!

Having a carefully organised page with reviews, categories and descriptions is a key feature for any blog. That’s exactly what the main emphasis of the Eurosys2017 blog is. Learning something new on a daily basis or finding how to do things better is always important, especially when it comes to online gaming and winning by getting very lucky. Nonetheless, we will not leave anything here to chance.

You will be provided with a set off history and funny stories and the best of tutorials for newbies or advanced UK players. A comparison of the best English online casinos since 2017 and the latest slots from the world’s leading game providers are only a few examples. Gaming on a regular basis can bring you with a whole different set of questions, uncertainties or simply curiosities. Well, our Eurosys2017 blog will transform into a unique source for detailed explanations and in-depth storeys of everything that interests you. It’s not only about the safety and the regulatory requirements nor for the book of rules or the fairness of the live games. It’s all about everything at once.

Join us for a new and exciting adventure! Share our storeys with friends and other players, and make sure to return every day to Eurosys2017 for more. That’s the best way to stay in touch with the most exciting part and the newest in our favourite pastime – the British online casinos and gambling adventures.